Its Bin a While

Chris is Back, Im Back!

And holy Smokes Do I got a lot of Cashman news.

My 1987 Greenscreen apple crapped out about 8 months ago so I havent had interweb access. In addition, I have not been allowed in a library in King County for various reasons (One being that I still havent returned the original Matrix on VHS which I rented from the Eastgate Library since '02 and I just found it).

Check out Chris' new website ChrisCashmanOnline.com not to be confused with ChrisCashman.com which is some guy in a suit selling something I dont need- renters market baby


Chris also got a wikipedia page which means he could definitely get more chicks than me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Cashman

Lots of updates coming. Maybe.

Chris Cashman and a snickers bar = big news in seattle

Man, Chris is full of funny ideas. During some show he was filming at a bowling alley nonetheless, Chris managed to snag the last snickers bar from the vending machine. Then he put it on ebay and is giving the donation to charity, and the last I check it was up to 50$ :
http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/thebigblog/archives/136747.asp

Who pays 50$ for a snickers from a bowling alley. I got like 3 of those under the seat of my truck. I will lie and tell you that I got em somewhere cool if you pay me 50$ I am just as good as charity, heck I may need it more than some charity. Anyway you can see Chris and John Keister talking about the bowling alley here: http://www.seattlechannel.org/CityStream/ .


Speaking of videos. here is a cool one of me last weekend

The Mother Load

Ive always had this dream of becoming a paparatzee. It all started when I took some pictures of my sis and sold them to a couple of buddies in high school. I am tryin to be a seattle paparatzi now. Ive nabbed some pretty sweet shots of everyone from channel 5s jean enerson at starbucs to that dude that does the seahawks postgame for fox, Dan Davone. I dont really like him cause he wears turtlenecks a lot. My best pic yet is probably sammy hagar on a beach in cabo. I go every year for college spring break. But this past weekend, I hit the motherload. I got a tip that chris was attending a holiday party in Redmond, WA. So I checked out the address, and hung out outside for a little bit and snapped these beauties.


Heres Chris enjoying what appears to be a brewha. I bet he likes michelob like I do.

Here is Chris noticing me outside. I was hidin in some bushes.

This one is great. I was hopin he would come outside. he was all like get the heck outta here. I was like chris, you remember me bro? he was like Im callin the police. I was like Im the paparazzi dude. Do I have to get some kind of license to be paparatzi? anyway I got the hell outta there so I wouldnt get busted.









If you know of any celebrities that I can take pics of or if you know where I can find chris at all email me at beerbonginator@hotmail.com. thanks

Ted.

How come nobody ever responds to my bloggie posts?

Seriously, I cant believe nobody is as big a fan of Chris as I am. Please, if you run across my site, please tell me what you think of chris, and if you know where I can run into him and take pictures and stuff.

I found a video that chris did for the efinancial company http://www.efinancial.com/Employment.aspx . Looks like a pretty cool place to work....if you had a GED and stuff and if you like cubicles. Im more if the type of guy who likes to be outside and get dirty to make a dollar. Well the dollars that the IRS knows about cause they cant track the stuff I am selling on the side. No Man, not drugs or nothin anymore. I sell magazine subscriptions door to door. Its a pretty nice side gig. I tell people that I am from some disease foundation, and people will pay like 2x what a subscription really costs. the rest is mula in my pocket.

Also check out chris on some little internet companys website http://www.microsoft.com/smallbusiness/show/?xid=C0091 . I think they make computers or do something on the interweb.

Chris a Real Housewife?

Check this out doggs. Ok, he isnt on the show or nothing, I was just trying to create a little buzz for my blogsite. You know I have made $14.32 from that google link up top. Do you know how many tallboys that gets me? more than I got! keep clickin on that thing.

Anyway Chris Cashman was doing some interview with That Vicki chick from the Hot Housewives of the OC. Nice work! This is Vicki, Chris' back, and some other dude with a shirt that is a little too small. I guess Chris is starring and producing a video website campaign for some insurance company called Efinancial. You can get a lot of information when you just walk in some place and go into the lunchroom like you own the joint. I got escorted out shortly after I tried to kiss this cute little latina girl named lina. dang.

Out of prison again

Dagonnit.

Darn cops got me again. Nothing big, wrong place-wrong time kinda thing. wasnt my stuff anyway. This darn stache attracts cops only slightly less then it does hot chicks in denim shorts.

Long awaited Chris Cashman news. My moms been gettin pissed that he isnt on TV anymore, so Im trying to find out where we can all check him out.

1- He still isnt taking my call, but he did send me an autographed picture...again.

2- He got let go from channel 11- not cool. Im boycotting them, which sucks cause the only other channel I get with the rabbit ears is KVOS 12.

3- He had a kid. I guess its a baby girl named Maddie. I would rather have a Boy, so someone could take over my construction business, and "live the dream".

4- He got picked up by the Evening Magazine TV show on Channel 5 here in Seattle which is the same channel as my second favorite local celebrity, Chris Warren.

5- Chris has been heard on the radio a ton lately. My favorite new Commercial is the one he did for Taco Time. It is my favorite non fast food restaurant. I love the crispy burritos, especially the ends that are a little bit burnt. I usually eat the middle, and then eant the two burnt ends last. I was thinking that maybe taco time should make a whole burrito that is that crispy burnt end. maybe cut that thing down the middle, so one whole side is that deep fried part.

Out of Prison

Hey All.
I just got out of prison. 3rd Dewey in the last 6 months, I didnt know ridin a bike drunk counted. Tough break. Anyhow, There is lot of Chris Cashman news. I will update you tomorrow.

some links

http://www.tv.com/chris-cashman/person/76170/summary.html

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/222085_tv29.html?searchpagefrom=1&searchdiff=34

Chris's Filmographgy

Here are the things that he has done on TV and stuff. All that I have been able to find so far.

Almost Live- He had recurring roles on King 5's Almost live show. my favorite was Sluggy.

KPLZ Radio- DJ. Chris hosted a radio show that kicked ass. I loved when he was on overnight cause it was on when I drove home from the bar. I loved to request songs like mudhoney and tool because I knew he coudlnt play that stuff.

Citizen Baines (soccer ref)- Chris' first national TV role. My brother VHS'd it. thats kinda like tivoing something but with a vcr.

KSTW TV 11 (host of movies that bite, and movies on the run). Chris hosted a couple shows and starred in a bunch of commercials. he still works there. its pretty cool, cause I love 80s movies, and I love the king of queens on that channel.

Some discovery channel show- Chris was the host of some discovery channel show that I didnt really understand what they were talking about. they pretty much made a catapult and flung some stuff. that part was cool, but the learning part was confusing. oh yah it was called in the name of science.

Commercials- I have heard chris on the radio here in WA state. I heard him do this commercial for sound transit and people riding busses. Busses are pretty cool but I prefer trucks.

Funny story about Chris

I was searchin the internet for chris' phone number. I found out that if I know his address, which I do that I can find his home number. So I got that, and called him to see if he wanted to grab a brew. I told him he gave me his number at a bar. He then did some bit about it being his secretary and that he would call me back. He never did, but I thought that was pretty funny.

Hes a funny dude

I snapped this picture at the lucky seven saloon about 3 years ago. couldnt beleive Chris showed up at one of my nightspots. this was when he was cool with me hangin around him and stuff. I asked him for his autograph. he signed it hope things turn around for you man, and it either says later or love Chris- I cant read the cursive. I think its love

Chris does good stuff in the comunity

Here is a picture I took a chris at a charity walk last year with some other dude. I stayed behing him for about an hour before he noticed me. hes got a pretty hot wife, but I hate her.

effin security

Here is Chris and his dad. They are both funny guys. I took this at a celebrty event. downtown. I wasnt envited and got kicked out right after I took this pitcher. effin security

This is Me

This is Me. I do some construction work on the weekdays- cant tell ya where cuz Im not licensed. Weekends I spend poundin brewhas with my pals at one of are apartments or at the bowling alley. one time I saw Chris as the Sunvilla alley in Bellevue. I asked him to take a picture with me. he said no