Funny story about Chris

I was searchin the internet for chris' phone number. I found out that if I know his address, which I do that I can find his home number. So I got that, and called him to see if he wanted to grab a brew. I told him he gave me his number at a bar. He then did some bit about it being his secretary and that he would call me back. He never did, but I thought that was pretty funny.