Ive always had this dream of becoming a paparatzee. It all started when I took some pictures of my sis and sold them to a couple of buddies in high school. I am tryin to be a seattle paparatzi now. Ive nabbed some pretty sweet shots of everyone from channel 5s jean enerson at starbucs to that dude that does the seahawks postgame for fox, Dan Davone. I dont really like him cause he wears turtlenecks a lot. My best pic yet is probably sammy hagar on a beach in cabo. I go every year for college spring break. But this past weekend, I hit the motherload. I got a tip that chris was attending a holiday party in Redmond, WA. So I checked out the address, and hung out outside for a little bit and snapped these beauties.
Heres Chris enjoying what appears to be a brewha. I bet he likes michelob like I do.
Here is Chris noticing me outside. I was hidin in some bushes.
This one is great. I was hopin he would come outside. he was all like get the heck outta here. I was like chris, you remember me bro? he was like Im callin the police. I was like Im the paparazzi dude. Do I have to get some kind of license to be paparatzi? anyway I got the hell outta there so I wouldnt get busted.
If you know of any celebrities that I can take pics of or if you know where I can find chris at all email me at
beerbonginator@hotmail.com. thanks
Ted.
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