chris cashman's #1 fan

Chris No Longer on ESPN

2011-04-04T09:48:00.000-07:00

I no longer listen to ESPN. Only sports I care about are monster trucks, bowling, and MMA. And they dont cover that on 710. Chris was the only reason I listened. Back on 102.5 and 99.9 all day. I wish Chris would get a job on one of my favorite rock stations. I bet he likes the same stuff I do, bands like Def Lep, Poison, the Chillis, STP. I also wish Chris would get back on TV, I feel like his good looks are better utilized there.

I know he is doing the interweb stuff with MSN, but I dont really care about business stuff. This is a video about bacon salt, which I put on everything, so that is why I like it.

I spend most of my time online lookin at Maxim or watchin youtube videos of people gettin hit in the balls and stuff. Chris is a different kind of funny, and I dont know if that works on the youtube. He should try though.

-Ted

Groz and Cash

2010-10-14T13:03:00.000-07:00

Holy Smokes.

Cashman is moving up in the world. Apparently he ditched Clabro and is now working with the GROZZ.

The Grozz is a funny name. The Grozz also known as Dave Grosby, is a seattle sports radio icon, according to some commercials on the ESPN. Since I dont like sports or radio other than stuff Chris is doing, he isnt really an icon for me. I feel like they shouldnt throw around the word icon so much.

You know who is an icon for me? The creator of Grave Digger, Dennis Anderson. My favorite Grave Digger was Grave Digger 8, which I saw blow up at the T-dome in 96 after a collision with Truck-A-Saurus. Grave Digger and the NAture Boy Ric Flair, he is a wrastlin icon.

So you should check Chris out from like 1-4 on weekdays on the 710 ESPn Channel. Sometimes I listen on my radio at a jobsite at lunch when Im crushing a double quarter pounder and supersize fry or something from AM PM. Chris is Friggin funny, man. He does all these different voices that I like. I can do some voices too, like animal from muppet babies the moviephone guy.Later!

Chris Cashman on Twitter

2010-03-10T17:32:00.000-08:00

Chris is on twitter. Its cool, but I have always thought of myself as more anti-twitter. Im definitely pro myspace because there is lots of hot chicks on there. I am always getting invites from these girls with bikinis asking me to check out their webcam and stuff. They are totally into me. ITs a bummer they always want me to join some website to talk to them, because I dont want to join a dating site.

Check it out! http://twitter.com/ChrisCashman

I follow him on twitter because then it is easier for me to run into him. Like one time, he was all like, I am doing this shoot down in ballard. I was down ther pronto, and got in the background of the shoot til some A-hole camera guy told me I needed get outta there. I told him it was a free country and I can sue him and stuff. After a brief standoff, I saw a neon bud sign and headed to a tavern.

Other than Chris' twitter, I follow Sandra Bullock'. Pretty much my favorite two celebs, Chris and Sandra Bullock.

Chris doing sports radio in seattle

2010-03-10T17:31:00.002-08:00

In case you dont listen to the AM radio, Chris is now on 710 Espn seattle. Personally, I am not much of an AM or talk or sports Guy. Its not like these sports "experts" are talkin MMA, Motorcross, or Monster Trucks. I would listen if that was the case.

Mostly I chill on 102.5 FM. I also have a lot of tapes of bands like Poison, Def Lep, GNR. I have some newer CDs too, but most of the time the batterees are dead on my car CD player that plugs into the tape deck. Sounds not that good on that thing either- lots of hissing when I crank it....which I do!

But when I am in the car in the afternoons, I check it out. Cashman is doing the show updates about every half of an hour. They are pretty funny, and he always gets that Calabro dude laughin. Im not sure who this Calabro dude is and why he is not doing the updates for Chris. Chris is a way bigger celeb. Cmon, Calabro aint done any CBS TV shows.

He seems to know a lot about basketball and that is my least favorite sport, just ahead of anything that chicks play(except for stuff that chicks play in bikinis- that is cooler than basketball). The Calabro guy has a good voice though, he should think of doing other stuff. maybe he can get discovered. Chris probally knows some people.

If he gets big, maybe I will create a blogsite for him and try to find out where he lives and stuff. He would probally like me. I would tell him to talk more about motocross and bikini sports. Have you all seen that lingerie football at the showare? I got season tix, front row brother.

chris cashman 1 versus 100

2010-03-10T17:31:00.001-08:00

So the last video game system I owned was the original nintendo. I dont see the draw with these fancy new video game systems. If I wanna shoot something, I will go to the range. If I wanna race, then I will see you at a red light in tukwila, and crush you.

Apparently the new Xbox video game system lets you log in to the internet and play other people at stuff. And I guess Chris is hosting some kind of game show on this deal. Xbox live 1 versus 100 is the name of the show, and he has gotten all kinds of attention for it. Evening magazine with John Curley covered it (I liked Brian Tracy and Penny Legate better). If its anything like my favorite gameshow, hollywood squares then I would probably like it. I might have to submit my info to one of those free xbox ads you see on the pop up ads, you only have to fill out 10-20 surveys or whatever.

Here is a clip:

Its Bin a While

2010-03-10T17:28:00.000-08:00

Chris is Back, Im Back!

And holy Smokes Do I got a lot of Cashman news.

My 1987 Greenscreen apple crapped out about 8 months ago so I havent had interweb access. In addition, I have not been allowed in a library in King County for various reasons (One being that I still havent returned the original Matrix on VHS which I rented from the Eastgate Library since '02 and I just found it).

Check out Chris' new website ChrisCashmanOnline.com not to be confused with ChrisCashman.com which is some guy in a suit selling something I dont need- renters market baby

Chris also got a wikipedia page which means he could definitely get more chicks than me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Cashman

Lots of updates coming. Maybe.

Chris Cashman and a snickers bar = big news in seattle

2008-04-23T15:40:00.000-07:00

Man, Chris is full of funny ideas. During some show he was filming at a bowling alley nonetheless, Chris managed to snag the last snickers bar from the vending machine. Then he put it on ebay and is giving the donation to charity, and the last I check it was up to 50$ :
http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/thebigblog/archives/136747.asp

Who pays 50$ for a snickers from a bowling alley. I got like 3 of those under the seat of my truck. I will lie and tell you that I got em somewhere cool if you pay me 50$ I am just as good as charity, heck I may need it more than some charity. Anyway you can see Chris and John Keister talking about the bowling alley here: http://www.seattlechannel.org/CityStream/ .

Speaking of videos. here is a cool one of me last weekend

The Mother Load

2007-12-11T17:31:00.000-08:00

Ive always had this dream of becoming a paparatzee. It all started when I took some pictures of my sis and sold them to a couple of buddies in high school. I am tryin to be a seattle paparatzi now. Ive nabbed some pretty sweet shots of everyone from channel 5s jean enerson at starbucs to that dude that does the seahawks postgame for fox, Dan Davone. I dont really like him cause he wears turtlenecks a lot. My best pic yet is probably sammy hagar on a beach in cabo. I go every year for college spring break. But this past weekend, I hit the motherload. I got a tip that chris was attending a holiday party in Redmond, WA. So I checked out the address, and hung out outside for a little bit and snapped these beauties.

Heres Chris enjoying what appears to be a brewha. I bet he likes michelob like I do.

Here is Chris noticing me outside. I was hidin in some bushes.

This one is great. I was hopin he would come outside. he was all like get the heck outta here. I was like chris, you remember me bro? he was like Im callin the police. I was like Im the paparazzi dude. Do I have to get some kind of license to be paparatzi? anyway I got the hell outta there so I wouldnt get busted.

If you know of any celebrities that I can take pics of or if you know where I can find chris at all email me at beerbonginator@hotmail.com. thanks

Ted.

How come nobody ever responds to my bloggie posts?

2007-11-30T15:31:00.000-08:00

Seriously, I cant believe nobody is as big a fan of Chris as I am. Please, if you run across my site, please tell me what you think of chris, and if you know where I can run into him and take pictures and stuff.

I found a video that chris did for the efinancial company http://www.efinancial.com/Employment.aspx . Looks like a pretty cool place to work....if you had a GED and stuff and if you like cubicles. Im more if the type of guy who likes to be outside and get dirty to make a dollar. Well the dollars that the IRS knows about cause they cant track the stuff I am selling on the side. No Man, not drugs or nothin anymore. I sell magazine subscriptions door to door. Its a pretty nice side gig. I tell people that I am from some disease foundation, and people will pay like 2x what a subscription really costs. the rest is mula in my pocket.

Also check out chris on some little internet companys website http://www.microsoft.com/smallbusiness/show/?xid=C0091 . I think they make computers or do something on the interweb.

Chris a Real Housewife?

2007-08-24T16:54:00.000-07:00

Check this out doggs. Ok, he isnt on the show or nothing, I was just trying to create a little buzz for my blogsite. You know I have made $14.32 from that google link up top. Do you know how many tallboys that gets me? more than I got! keep clickin on that thing.

Anyway Chris Cashman was doing some interview with That Vicki chick from the Hot Housewives of the OC. Nice work! This is Vicki, Chris' back, and some other dude with a shirt that is a little too small. I guess Chris is starring and producing a video website campaign for some insurance company called Efinancial. You can get a lot of information when you just walk in some place and go into the lunchroom like you own the joint. I got escorted out shortly after I tried to kiss this cute little latina girl named lina. dang.

Out of prison again

2007-08-24T16:40:00.000-07:00

Dagonnit.

Darn cops got me again. Nothing big, wrong place-wrong time kinda thing. wasnt my stuff anyway. This darn stache attracts cops only slightly less then it does hot chicks in denim shorts.

Long awaited Chris Cashman news. My moms been gettin pissed that he isnt on TV anymore, so Im trying to find out where we can all check him out.

1- He still isnt taking my call, but he did send me an autographed picture...again.

2- He got let go from channel 11- not cool. Im boycotting them, which sucks cause the only other channel I get with the rabbit ears is KVOS 12.

3- He had a kid. I guess its a baby girl named Maddie. I would rather have a Boy, so someone could take over my construction business, and "live the dream".

4- He got picked up by the Evening Magazine TV show on Channel 5 here in Seattle which is the same channel as my second favorite local celebrity, Chris Warren.

5- Chris has been heard on the radio a ton lately. My favorite new Commercial is the one he did for Taco Time. It is my favorite non fast food restaurant. I love the crispy burritos, especially the ends that are a little bit burnt. I usually eat the middle, and then eant the two burnt ends last. I was thinking that maybe taco time should make a whole burrito that is that crispy burnt end. maybe cut that thing down the middle, so one whole side is that deep fried part.

Out of Prison

2007-08-24T15:59:00.000-07:00

Hey All.
I just got out of prison. 3rd Dewey in the last 6 months, I didnt know ridin a bike drunk counted. Tough break. Anyhow, There is lot of Chris Cashman news. I will update you tomorrow.

some links

2006-10-05T16:50:00.002-07:00

http://www.tv.com/chris-cashman/person/76170/summary.html

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/222085_tv29.html?searchpagefrom=1&searchdiff=34

Chris's Filmographgy

2006-10-05T16:50:00.000-07:00

Here are the things that he has done on TV and stuff. All that I have been able to find so far.

Almost Live- He had recurring roles on King 5's Almost live show. my favorite was Sluggy.

KPLZ Radio- DJ. Chris hosted a radio show that kicked ass. I loved when he was on overnight cause it was on when I drove home from the bar. I loved to request songs like mudhoney and tool because I knew he coudlnt play that stuff.

Citizen Baines (soccer ref)- Chris' first national TV role. My brother VHS'd it. thats kinda like tivoing something but with a vcr.

KSTW TV 11 (host of movies that bite, and movies on the run). Chris hosted a couple shows and starred in a bunch of commercials. he still works there. its pretty cool, cause I love 80s movies, and I love the king of queens on that channel.

Some discovery channel show- Chris was the host of some discovery channel show that I didnt really understand what they were talking about. they pretty much made a catapult and flung some stuff. that part was cool, but the learning part was confusing. oh yah it was called in the name of science.

Commercials- I have heard chris on the radio here in WA state. I heard him do this commercial for sound transit and people riding busses. Busses are pretty cool but I prefer trucks.

Funny story about Chris

2006-10-05T16:46:00.000-07:00

I was searchin the internet for chris' phone number. I found out that if I know his address, which I do that I can find his home number. So I got that, and called him to see if he wanted to grab a brew. I told him he gave me his number at a bar. He then did some bit about it being his secretary and that he would call me back. He never did, but I thought that was pretty funny.

Hes a funny dude

2006-10-05T16:43:00.000-07:00

I snapped this picture at the lucky seven saloon about 3 years ago. couldnt beleive Chris showed up at one of my nightspots. this was when he was cool with me hangin around him and stuff. I asked him for his autograph. he signed it hope things turn around for you man, and it either says later or love Chris- I cant read the cursive. I think its love

Chris does good stuff in the comunity

2006-10-05T16:41:00.000-07:00

Here is a picture I took a chris at a charity walk last year with some other dude. I stayed behing him for about an hour before he noticed me. hes got a pretty hot wife, but I hate her.

effin security

2006-10-05T16:39:00.000-07:00

Here is Chris and his dad. They are both funny guys. I took this at a celebrty event. downtown. I wasnt envited and got kicked out right after I took this pitcher. effin security

This is Me

2006-10-05T16:36:00.000-07:00

This is Me. I do some construction work on the weekdays- cant tell ya where cuz Im not licensed. Weekends I spend poundin brewhas with my pals at one of are apartments or at the bowling alley. one time I saw Chris as the Sunvilla alley in Bellevue. I asked him to take a picture with me. he said no